Why would anyone call himself Professor Beautiful??

1. To make me more humble.
2. To make me less humble.
3. You have to ask??
4. The Beatles had a pathetic name too. They did OK.
5. "The artist formerly known as " was already taken.
6. Exquisite embarassment is fun! Try it.
7. dotdotdot --- I'm getting bored with this list.
8. The real reason: a friend once e-mailed to compliment me on a publicity write-up about her cafe.
   "Hello,
   Beautiful
   Thank You
   Peace and Blessings"
   
   A few minutes later came this:
   "Ooooops
   I didn't mean you are beautiful, I meant, the message you send to everyone was beautiful..well written..
   sorry..
   and i don't mean you are ugly either.oh my......you know what i mean? lol"
   
   That was so sweet! Anyway, it turned into a running joke, & then I started to get used to it!